Post by presidentstevie on Apr 29, 2013 14:12:01 GMT -5
Huge fan of you guys, as I stated on twitter. I am a life long fan of films so bad that they're good. Because of this I've seen too many movies to even dare and attempt recalling some of them. This often leads to seizures. Here are a few off the top of my head...
The classic 1986 look into the plastic and cheap sci-fi future mall security technology...
Chopping Mall (1986)
Group of teenagers somehow are in the mall late at night, new and obviously insane robot mall protection that need such weapons as tazers and dart guns viciously kill them. Lots of random boobs.
Or why not the Evil Dead meets Apocalypse Now with the budget of American Ninja.
House (1986)
Gore, quirky neighbor, some enjoyable and funny action - intentional and otherwise. Flashback scenes to Vietnam that seem to be filmed in someones garden or something.
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And for something new try ALL of the Paranormal Activity films. The first one is the least logic crushing and it gets worse by the film. The third one is probably the most worthy of being Shit Cased since it's more a story about bad parenting than ghosts, as despite having video evidence, personal experiences and everything between the parents of the children continuously dismiss all the Paranormal Activity (see what I did there?). EVEN after they admit and escape the ghost and their youngest begins having experiences again they continue their pattern of denial until they all die.
This is a pattern shared by every film in the series. Denial of the obvious which leads to characters dying and you being glad to see them killed in such brutal ways because they're such fucking ignorant bastards.
Thank you and goodnight.
The classic 1986 look into the plastic and cheap sci-fi future mall security technology...
Chopping Mall (1986)
Group of teenagers somehow are in the mall late at night, new and obviously insane robot mall protection that need such weapons as tazers and dart guns viciously kill them. Lots of random boobs.
Or why not the Evil Dead meets Apocalypse Now with the budget of American Ninja.
House (1986)
Gore, quirky neighbor, some enjoyable and funny action - intentional and otherwise. Flashback scenes to Vietnam that seem to be filmed in someones garden or something.
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And for something new try ALL of the Paranormal Activity films. The first one is the least logic crushing and it gets worse by the film. The third one is probably the most worthy of being Shit Cased since it's more a story about bad parenting than ghosts, as despite having video evidence, personal experiences and everything between the parents of the children continuously dismiss all the Paranormal Activity (see what I did there?). EVEN after they admit and escape the ghost and their youngest begins having experiences again they continue their pattern of denial until they all die.
This is a pattern shared by every film in the series. Denial of the obvious which leads to characters dying and you being glad to see them killed in such brutal ways because they're such fucking ignorant bastards.
Thank you and goodnight.